officersneepsnop:

the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself

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holybazookas:

Just another day in the hood
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racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake
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esexist:

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up

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joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

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zerrie:

Mom i can’t go to school tmrw it’s a holiday
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lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

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